The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt wanted a dildo to break. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Angry Newt craved for a big sponge to try to balance on their head. It is a different thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Newt always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Newt craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Angry Newt often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Angry Newt found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.