The Unusual Newt

The Unusual Newt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Unusual Newt found a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Unusual Newt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Newt desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt desperately wanted a teapot that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen thing.