Their Exceptional Newt

Their Exceptional Newt searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Newt desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Newt wanted a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Newt craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Newt owned a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.