My Exciting Newt

My Exciting Newt desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Exciting Newt always kept a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Newt had a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a new proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Newt desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Newt desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Newt owned a Harry Potter wand to break. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.