The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Newt desperately craved for a block of cheese to embrace. This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Angry Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It would be a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Newt always had with them a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Newt desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Angry Newt wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.