Confused Newt

Confused Newt searched for a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Confused Newt desired a melon that they liked to hug. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a melon would be the item chosen.

Confused Newt wanted a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Newt desired a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

Confused Newt always kept a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig having that done to it

Confused Newt desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.