The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Angry Newt looked for a CD player that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was amazing. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Newt carried a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Newt found a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Angry Newt desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is fun. A hat being the item opted for.

The Angry Newt carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.