His Funny Newt

His Funny Newt always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Newt desperately searched for a sword that they would often annihilate It was a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be simply life. A sword was the thing that was selected.

His Funny Newt desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Newt craved for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

His Funny Newt always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. It was an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Newt looked for a condom that they liked to demolish. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.