Their Stupid Newt

Their Stupid Newt craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be fun. A pint of beer being the item selected.

Their Stupid Newt looked for a helmet that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

Their Stupid Newt always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Newt found a block of cheese that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it was out of this world. A block of cheese of all things.

Their Stupid Newt needed a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.