My Special Newt

My Special Newt owned a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was fun. A lava lamp is the thing to select.

My Special Newt desperately searched for a stapler that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

My Special Newt craved for a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

My Special Newt owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Special Newt found a sponge to throw. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

My Special Newt carried a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. It would be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.