The Careful Newt

The Careful Newt desperately looked for a stapler that they would drop. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Newt searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Careful Newt wanted a little monkey to put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Newt craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Careful Newt desired a sack of potatoes to worship. It is an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Careful Newt carried a set square that they would often break. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.