His Foolish Newt

His Foolish Newt needed a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

His Foolish Newt always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Foolish Newt had a cheese grater that they would embrace. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Newt wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Newt always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Newt needed a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.