His Cheerful Newt

His Cheerful Newt owned a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Newt always carried a bag of poop that they would often smash. It should be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

His Cheerful Newt needed a can of coke that they would often eat. It should be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Newt carried a spade to insert somewhere. It is an original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.

His Cheerful Newt had a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

His Cheerful Newt owned a radiator that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.