Her Red Newt

Her Red Newt had a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

Her Red Newt craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Red Newt craved for a computer that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.

Her Red Newt had a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Her Red Newt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would annihilate It was a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Red Newt found a dildo that they would drop. One might say this is a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.