Stupid Newt

Stupid Newt carried a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

Stupid Newt craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

Stupid Newt desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Stupid Newt needed a radiator to sit and look at. It would be a strange action, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Newt desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Stupid Newt owned a pen that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.