My Tired Newt

My Tired Newt desperately needed a pencil sharpener to throw. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

My Tired Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would play with. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

My Tired Newt craved for a stapler that they would play with. It might have been an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Tired Newt owned a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

My Tired Newt found a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Newt desperately searched for a sword to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.