Their Gentle Newt

Their Gentle Newt often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Newt had a spade that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A spade would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Newt craved for a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Newt desperately searched for a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Newt desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Their Gentle Newt wanted a hat that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. A hat being the item opted for.