The Depressed Newt

The Depressed Newt needed a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt carried a sword that they would often smash. This seems a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Newt always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Newt desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Newt often carried a piece of paper to put on his head. This is certainly a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Newt looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.