Her Silly Newt

Her Silly Newt always carried a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

Her Silly Newt owned a crown that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Her Silly Newt craved for a can of Tango that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Her Silly Newt often carried a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

Her Silly Newt desired a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cup being the item selected.

Her Silly Newt had a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.