His Green Newt

His Green Newt desperately wanted a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Newt desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would hug. One might say this is a funny activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

His Green Newt wanted a bottle of beer that they would throw. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Newt always kept a bat that they would often break. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A bat was the item that was chosen.

His Green Newt desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

His Green Newt desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.