Their Bum Loving Newt

Their Bum Loving Newt desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Their Bum Loving Newt always carried a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Newt always kept a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be out of this world. A can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Newt needed a set square that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Newt desperately looked for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Newt always kept a bat that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.