A Blue Newt

A Blue Newt craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A pint of cider is the item to opt for.

A Blue Newt desired a bat that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Blue Newt desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is sublime. A set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Blue Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

A Blue Newt wanted a mug that they liked to throw. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

A Blue Newt often carried a rubber chicken to throw. This seems a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.