The Scary Newt

The Scary Newt desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderful. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Newt desired a hat that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Scary Newt wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Scary Newt desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Newt desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate One might say this is an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Scary Newt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.