A Cute Newt

A Cute Newt always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Newt searched for a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

A Cute Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they would drop. One might say this is a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Cute Newt often carried a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Newt always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Newt owned a cucumber that they sometimes break. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.