The Round Newt

The Round Newt had a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge having that done to it

The Round Newt desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Newt needed a condom that they would embrace. It should be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

The Round Newt often carried a spade that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Newt always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Round Newt always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.