The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt desperately searched for a pen that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A pen is the item to choose.

The Angry Newt desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Angry Newt searched for a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Newt often carried a melon to throw. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Newt found a ball that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was magnificent. A ball would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Newt needed a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.