A Jolly Newt

A Jolly Newt often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Jolly Newt owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt needed a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Newt desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt craved for a spade that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Jolly Newt found a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.