A Purple Newt

A Purple Newt always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Purple Newt found a bat that they would hug. This seems a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

A Purple Newt desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Newt often carried a set of lego that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

A Purple Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Newt needed a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.