The Yellow Newt

The Yellow Newt carried a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Yellow Newt carried a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It might be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Newt looked for a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Yellow Newt found a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Yellow Newt desperately looked for a mug that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Newt craved for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.