The Adventurous Newt

The Adventurous Newt owned a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Newt desperately desired a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It might be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Newt desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. It is a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Newt found a can of Tango that they liked to play with. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Newt desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Newt found a pint of beer that they would often smash. It is considered to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.