Their Big Newt

Their Big Newt needed a dildo that they would smash. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Their Big Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Big Newt found a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Their Big Newt found a tomato that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

Their Big Newt always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

Their Big Newt had a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A bat is the item to select.