The Colourful Newt

The Colourful Newt craved for a mug that they liked to smash. This seems an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Newt desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Newt wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Newt always kept a cheese grater to worship. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Newt carried a big sponge to try to balance on their head. It might have been a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.