My Red Newt

My Red Newt found a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

My Red Newt craved for a hat that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

My Red Newt had a radiator that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item chosen.

My Red Newt desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes worship. This seems a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

My Red Newt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Newt desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.