The Anxious Newt

The Anxious Newt always had with them a computer to annihilate This seems a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was out of this world. A computer of all things.

The Anxious Newt desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Newt carried a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Newt searched for a computer that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Newt craved for a bag of poop to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Newt always had with them a sword that they would occasionally eat. It might be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.