A Grumpy Newt

A Grumpy Newt had a piece of paper to put up their bum. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Newt owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Newt desperately searched for a spade that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Newt carried a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It might be a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Newt desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Newt searched for a wig that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.