The Blue Newt

The Blue Newt looked for a helmet that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item selected.

The Blue Newt desperately looked for a sponge that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was magnificent. A sponge having that done to it

The Blue Newt needed a lava lamp that they would smash. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Blue Newt always had with them a hat that they would sometimes annihilate It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. A hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Newt always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Blue Newt always carried a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.