His Bum Loving Newt

His Bum Loving Newt had a teapot to put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Newt had a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. This is certainly a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Newt needed a ball that they would drop. It might be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Newt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Newt craved for a pen that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

His Bum Loving Newt desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.