The Unusual Newt

The Unusual Newt desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt owned a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Newt owned a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Newt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.