Their Handsome Newt

Their Handsome Newt often carried a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Newt desired a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Newt often carried a hat to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

Their Handsome Newt always kept a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Their Handsome Newt desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Handsome Newt desired a dildo to share. It should be an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.