Her Blue Newt

Her Blue Newt desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Newt desperately looked for a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Blue Newt desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Newt desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Blue Newt carried a tomato that they would experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Newt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to break. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.