The Fucking Newt

The Fucking Newt found a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It was a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Newt always kept a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Newt had a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Newt desired a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A sponge is the thing to select.

The Fucking Newt carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Fucking Newt craved for a tomato that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item opted for.