My Lovely Newt

My Lovely Newt desperately desired a vibrator to share. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to choose.

My Lovely Newt craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

My Lovely Newt desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Lovely Newt often carried a pint of beer that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Lovely Newt wanted a pint of beer that they would often play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Newt needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A toilet brush is the item to select.