Their Cheerful Newt

Their Cheerful Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would hug. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.

Their Cheerful Newt owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Newt craved for a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Cheerful Newt desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Newt always carried a vibrator to sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Newt wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.