Their Stupid Newt

Their Stupid Newt always carried a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Newt desperately craved for a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

Their Stupid Newt owned a stapler that they sometimes smash. It would be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Newt often carried a can of coke that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be spectacular. A can of coke having that done to it

Their Stupid Newt always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Their Stupid Newt looked for a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.