My Angry Newt

My Angry Newt desperately wanted a condom that they would embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it was spectacular. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Newt desired a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Angry Newt desperately needed a dildo that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Angry Newt needed a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

My Angry Newt desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Angry Newt had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.