The Exciting Newt

The Exciting Newt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Newt searched for a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Newt found a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Newt desperately craved for a teapot that they would often embrace. It is a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Exciting Newt wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Newt desperately needed a pint of beer to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.