The Chinese Newt

The Chinese Newt had a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Newt desperately searched for a bat that they would hug. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Newt desired a ball to try to balance on their head. It was a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A ball is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Newt always carried a sponge that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Newt looked for a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

The Chinese Newt wanted a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.