A Crypting Newt

A Crypting Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Newt wanted a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Newt carried a pen that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A pen being the thing selected.

A Crypting Newt desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Newt had a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.