Her Special Newt

Her Special Newt desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Newt desperately searched for a ball that they would often share. One might find this to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Special Newt desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Special Newt owned a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Newt carried a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Newt always had with them a bottle of beer to share. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.