The Energetic Newt

The Energetic Newt desperately desired a little monkey to worship. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Newt desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to play with. It was a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Newt desired a block of cheese to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Newt looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Energetic Newt desired a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Energetic Newt owned a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.